EDIT: This has nothing to do with my journal here, but I read it, liked it and wanted to post a link so everyone else could read it too. ~AniseShaw wrote a wonderful journal entitled 'Tips for Giving Useful Critiques', which (I guarantee) is NOT what you expect it to be. Well worth a read. Find it HERE.

Ok, now onto my journal...

I stole this from ^Helewidis. I'm not tagging anyone, but if you grab this and do it in your own journal, leave me a link so I can giggle at your results.

How to: Go to Google and search the phrase using your real first name. Use the first result that makes sense.

Type "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
For example, Tanya needs anti-nausea drug Zofran (5 ampoules costs 1650 rubles) and an antibiotic Tienam (10 bottles cost 9300 rubles).

Type "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
This is what the name "Tanya" looks like in Japanese:. "Tanya" in Japanese characters. It is pronounced "TAN YA".

Type "[your name] says" in Google search:
Tanya says to not be sad! Tanya is in good spirits and is saying that there's plenty of time to feel bad later, so don't be sad.

Type "[your name] wants" in Google search:
MySpace profile for Tanya wants U 2 know JESUS SAVES all who will ask with pictures, videos, personal blog, interests, information about me and more.

Type "[your name] does" in Google search:
Tanya does a FLIP off the diving board into the pool.

Type "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Tanya hates cats. She's allergic to beef and she hates people who'd prostitute their beliefs and rights for temporary power. She thinks she is overestimated.

Type "[your name] asks" in Google search:
Tanya asks Jarvis for clearance. He immediately grants it, overjoyed at the news of the crewmen's timely discovery.

Type "[your name] goes" in Google search:
Tanya goes all fangirl.

Type "[your name] likes" in Google search:
Tanya likes to smile even when she's sad, Tanya wants to see Australia.

Type "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Tanya eats breakfast alone at the Bethany Calgary Care Centre.

Type "[your name] wears" in Google search:
The ones Tanya wears are definitely more huggie style earrings I would say. The more I look at them, the more I want them.

Type "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
One week later, Tanya was arrested and brought before the royal blacksmith who imprisoned her inside a heavy iron corset which he had made to her exact measurements.