18 deviants said I will eventually evolve to the next level of existence.
14 deviants said Other? Be creative and amusing, I need cheering up!
9 deviants said I will turn into a werewolf at the next full moon.
9 deviants said I'll get so wiped out on all the chemicals I'm being told to consume that I'll sleep for a hundred years in a magic castle.
4 deviants said I will continue to be passed from doctor to doctor, with no-one willing to do anything to actually work out what's wrong with me.
4 deviants said I will swell horrendously until I start to really scare people and get recruited by a travelling freak show.
4 deviants said I'll end up in hospital again and will be filled with steroids until I either become hugely fat or Miss Universe.
2 deviants said I will continue to swell until I explode, making an unholy mess of our beautiful new apartment.