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My mystery illness and alleged 'allergic reaction' is worsening. What's going to happen? 

28%
18 deviants said I will eventually evolve to the next level of existence.
22%
14 deviants said Other? Be creative and amusing, I need cheering up!
14%
9 deviants said I will turn into a werewolf at the next full moon.
14%
9 deviants said I'll get so wiped out on all the chemicals I'm being told to consume that I'll sleep for a hundred years in a magic castle.
6%
4 deviants said I will continue to be passed from doctor to doctor, with no-one willing to do anything to actually work out what's wrong with me.
6%
4 deviants said I will swell horrendously until I start to really scare people and get recruited by a travelling freak show.
6%
4 deviants said I'll end up in hospital again and will be filled with steroids until I either become hugely fat or Miss Universe.
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2 deviants said I will continue to swell until I explode, making an unholy mess of our beautiful new apartment.

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IDeviant Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2006  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I will eventually evolve to the next level of existence. You're too strong not to :D
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black-pentacle Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2006
I will swell horrendously until I start to really scare people and get recruited by a travelling freak show.

OR

I will continue to swell until I explode, making an unholy mess of our beautiful new apartment.

Those were the two I liked the best. :D
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psivamp Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2006  Hobbyist General Artist
you'll find out you're allergic to yourself, and be placed in a bubble until such time as a SMART doctor comes along and finds out you are only allergic to the shampoo you use.

But while in this bubble you will figure out the cure for every single one of lifes deadly diseases (and by god, it tastes like chocolate!)
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RockstarVanity Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2006
I always KNEW chocolate was the one true answer!
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SpectralMerc Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2006
You will keep bloating and then D is gonna say:

"OMG we need to take you to the shaman!!!"

And he will roll you down the stairs, and then the shaman will tell you

"Ill give you this magic gumbo, but its effect will last only one day, in which you need to find the Magic Fel Stick Of Healing"

You will eat the gumbo, and begin your search along with:

D! The All Purpose Sidekick!!! Faithful And Loving, He Is Willing To Do Anything For His Beloved One!!

SpectralMerc, The Rabid Fan!!! Absolutely Fanatic Of RockstarVanity Art, He Will Smother Every Enemy To Death Under His Flame Answers!

We eill travel together to the valley of Cheesecakes, where we will meet a legion of centaurs guarding a Magical Sword (tm) which is the only way to slay the Terrible Dragon (c) guarding the Key to the Mystical Portal (r) which leads to a World Of Magic And Mysticism (copyrighted) where our quest will FINALLY begin.

After many combat where D will use his Super Kung Pow skills, SpectralMerc will use his Yammer and Confusion Powers and RockstarVanity will Power Flame, we will arrive to the Vulcano of Doom(c) where the Stick awaits those pure of heart. You will take the Stick and we will escape certain death after the vulcano crumbles and you will be healed of all your troubles!!!!!

:D
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:iconrockstarvanity:
RockstarVanity Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2006
Awww hun, thank you SO much for that! I just LOL'd for real, and I would absolutely LOVE to visit the valley of the cheesecakes. That sounds like heaven! :hug:
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SpectralMerc Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2006
One of these days Ill take you there.
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Screamingscars Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2006
well sugar..you are going to float into the unknown existence until you reach heaven where sir God will pop your big balloon head because according to him it's "not your time" then you will fall back down to earth and die b/c god popped your head and it's a long way to fall without parachute.

hopefully you understand my story :D
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RockstarVanity Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2006
It's just proof that god is evil ;)
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Screamingscars Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2006
tis true...which is very heathen of me to agree b/c I'm born and raised in the christian culture...*points fingers in shape of gun to head*
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