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28%
29 deviants said Bewbs
22%
23 deviants said Where the fuck have you been for the last two months?
20%
21 deviants said Yes, a piece of art I created
19%
20 deviants said No, I can has no awesome for you
4%
4 deviants said Yes, something not covered here
3%
3 deviants said Yes, something someone else created
1%
1 deviant said Yes, a blog entry I wrote
1%
1 deviant said Yes, a news article I submitted
1%
1 deviant said Yes, a contest that could do with some pimpin'
0%
No deviants said Yes, a group I think you'd like

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:icontabun:
tabun Featured By Owner May 18, 2011  Hobbyist Filmographer
A project I've been working on since mid-2009 [link]
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:iconxerces:
Xerces Featured By Owner May 12, 2011  Professional Artisan Crafter
A deviation! [link] :)
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:iconlord-desolator:
Lord-Desolator Featured By Owner May 9, 2011
Sorry, I'll try again: [link] and [link]
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:iconlord-desolator:
Lord-Desolator Featured By Owner May 9, 2011
Hope you like these:

:thumb192237841: and :thumb204578593:
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:iconmajnouna:
Majnouna Featured By Owner May 9, 2011  Professional General Artist
Yes, pre-orders are open for my new comic and they involve special rewards till May 22 :D Lookie: [link]
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:iconrockstarvanity:
RockstarVanity Featured By Owner May 10, 2011  Professional Photographer
I mentioned this in my journal. I hope that's ok :aww:
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:iconmajnouna:
Majnouna Featured By Owner May 10, 2011  Professional General Artist
Of course, thank you! :glomp:
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:iconkdso:
kdso Featured By Owner May 8, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
[link] vair too awesome!!! You can haz glance!!! :la:
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:iconideviant:
IDeviant Featured By Owner May 8, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
A little light kitty relief: [link]
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:iconrockstarvanity:
RockstarVanity Featured By Owner May 8, 2011  Professional Photographer
Kitties are always appreciated :kitty:
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:iconamyhooton:
amyhooton Featured By Owner May 8, 2011  Professional General Artist
I finally finished a painting I've been working on for months! [link]
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:iconralfmaximus:
RalfMaximus Featured By Owner May 7, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
"Show me, show me, show me somethin awesome!" she sang, as she danced and bopped around him.

"Alas, I have nothing new to show."

"Awww, c'mon! Surely there's something...?"

"Well.." one massive finger scratched at his temple as he considered, "maybe there is something after all. But you gotta keep this to y'self, hear?"

She clapped delightedly. "Oh, a secret! Yes! Of course. Show me!"

He flashed a small, sad smile at her as he stood, his massive bulk nearly reaching the ceiling. He grunted in mild surprise when he remembered his height; he always forgot.

"Oooh, a tall secret!"

"Hush, you. Bide a moment. And, no questions until... after. Right?"

Her smile faltered but held. "Okay."

He nodded. Placed both hands aside his head, and twisted, rotating his head 90 degrees clockwise, then twisted again to 180 degrees. In paralyzed shock she viewed the back of his head, his ruff of brown hair tousled as hands moved past to reset themselves anew upon the sides of his head.

The rotations, the unscrewing, she realized as the metal became visible in his neck, continued until his head rode atop six, seven inches of glittering golden threaded screw. By accident or design his eyes faced her again, the look in them unreadable as the hands finally ceased their unscrewing and...

Lifted.

His head came free, eyes blinking at the too-close ceiling. He carefully placed himself on the coffee table, his body leaning forward for her to look inside.

"Do it," he whispered from the table. "Look inside." His voice had an odd half-echo to it now.

She stepped forward despite herself. Stood on tip-toe.

"Look inside. You wanted to see something awesome. Well, here it is."

His neck was filled with brass tubes and thick wires, and looking past that she noted the dim furnace-glow of unfathomable power generation in his chest: shifting machinery, spinning gyroscopes, moving armatures. The furious motion reminded her of sewing machines.

"And the really awesome bit?" She sensed a sad smile from the coffee table. "We're all like this."

Involuntarily her hands flew to touch her chest, her head. And she knew it was true.
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:icon0-kelley-0:
0-kelley-0 Featured By Owner May 9, 2011
More, more!
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:iconralfmaximus:
RalfMaximus Featured By Owner May 10, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
And then...

AND THEN...

She unscrewed her own head and they swapped bodies and went EW THIS SUCKS then swapped them back and life went back to normal. :D
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:icon0-kelley-0:
0-kelley-0 Featured By Owner May 10, 2011
:lmao:
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:iconrockstarvanity:
RockstarVanity Featured By Owner May 8, 2011  Professional Photographer
:worship: Steampunk horror fiction FTW!
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:iconralfmaximus:
RalfMaximus Featured By Owner May 10, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Heeee!
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:icontw1stedp1x:
TW1STEDP1X Featured By Owner May 7, 2011
You could have a look at this, as I reckon you'll like it :D [link]

Good to see you back! :heart:
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:icondamaged927:
Damaged927 Featured By Owner May 6, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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:iconrockstarvanity:
RockstarVanity Featured By Owner May 8, 2011  Professional Photographer
My eyes just exploded, in the best possible way.
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:iconopioid:
opioid Featured By Owner May 6, 2011  Professional General Artist
technically something someone else created. new ink! [link]
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:iconrockstarvanity:
RockstarVanity Featured By Owner May 8, 2011  Professional Photographer
It's gorgeous!
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:iconopioid:
opioid Featured By Owner May 9, 2011  Professional General Artist
:D thanks
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:iconwarpedbabidoll:
WarpedBabiDoll Featured By Owner May 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
New artwork [link] :w00t:

Glad to see you're back! :blowkiss:
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:iconrockstarvanity:
RockstarVanity Featured By Owner May 8, 2011  Professional Photographer
I just invited you to #FrightClub :aww:
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:iconporcelainpoet:
PorcelainPoet Featured By Owner May 5, 2011
I submitted some of my Black Swan series: [link]
Although there are more on my tumblr now (also I joined tumblr recently): porcelainpoet.tumblr.com
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:iconrockstarvanity:
RockstarVanity Featured By Owner May 8, 2011  Professional Photographer
I Liked your FB page and added it to my page's favourites too :aww:
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:iconporcelainpoet:
PorcelainPoet Featured By Owner May 27, 2011
Thank you :D
What's your page?
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:iconrockstarvanity:
RockstarVanity Featured By Owner May 29, 2011  Professional Photographer
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:iconporcelainpoet:
PorcelainPoet Featured By Owner May 29, 2011
Added you :)
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:iconcinestress:
Cinestress Featured By Owner May 5, 2011  Professional Filmographer
I could use pimping for this: [link]
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:iconrockstarvanity:
RockstarVanity Featured By Owner May 8, 2011  Professional Photographer
Pimping done :aww:
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:iconcinestress:
Cinestress Featured By Owner May 9, 2011  Professional Filmographer
Thank you. :)
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:iconptollemy:
Ptollemy Featured By Owner May 5, 2011
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:icondagger3000:
dagger3000 Featured By Owner May 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm the one guy that checked off "contest." I have an fiction anthology coming up for publication in a few months and this contest is part of it. Would you mind reposting, checking it out, or otherwise sharing?

[link]

I would GREATLY appreciate it. Like, tons. Like THIS MUCH! <-------------------------------->*

*Not actual size. Exact amount of appreciation based on the metric system in base 8. No substitutions, exceptions, or refunds.
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:iconrockstarvanity:
RockstarVanity Featured By Owner May 8, 2011  Professional Photographer
I did some journal pimping for your contest :)
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:icondagger3000:
dagger3000 Featured By Owner May 9, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Woohoo! You rock! Thanks!
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:iconambiguousfilms:
AmbiguousFilms Featured By Owner May 5, 2011  Student Photographer
I can haz awsum tings to show j00:

[link]
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:iconrockstarvanity:
RockstarVanity Featured By Owner May 5, 2011  Professional Photographer
I've been away from dA (and most other online stuff) for the last couple of months cause preparation for the Beltane Fire Festival stole all my non-work time, but I'm back now and catching up on everything. Cause I nuked the majority of my devwatch stuff, I'd love it if you could leave a link here to anything I've missed that you think I'd like :aww:
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:iconworldwar-tori:
WorldWar-Tori Featured By Owner May 5, 2011   General Artist
Spring Blooms Contest

and more importantly, WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN!?
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:iconrockstarvanity:
RockstarVanity Featured By Owner May 8, 2011  Professional Photographer
Ps. I pimped your contest here.
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:iconworldwar-tori:
WorldWar-Tori Featured By Owner May 10, 2011   General Artist
thank you ma'am :heart: I appreciate it :D
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:iconrockstarvanity:
RockstarVanity Featured By Owner May 8, 2011  Professional Photographer
I'll offer a journal feature to the contest winners, if you're still looking for prizes :aww:

The last couple of months have been filled with work, preparations for the Beltane Fire Festival and not much else cause there hasn't been time. It's so damn good to be back on here again!
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:iconworldwar-tori:
WorldWar-Tori Featured By Owner May 10, 2011   General Artist
thank you, I added you to my journal :heart: I appreciate it.

I missed you!, how are you overall?
Beltane Fire Festival? I will google this =P I'm glad you're back :)
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:iconrockstarvanity:
RockstarVanity Featured By Owner May 12, 2011  Professional Photographer
It's all good, the sun is shining which makes everything at least 100 times better :)
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:iconworldwar-tori:
WorldWar-Tori Featured By Owner May 17, 2011   General Artist
minimum! I love when there's actually sun =P
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:iconserendiipitii:
Serendiipitii Featured By Owner May 5, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
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:iconrockstarvanity:
RockstarVanity Featured By Owner May 8, 2011  Professional Photographer
We sit back and listen
As the wind whistles by.
Tell me you can feel it
Hearts beating as one


That made my day. It was just what I needed right now. Thank you so much for the link.

:hug:
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:iconserendiipitii:
Serendiipitii Featured By Owner May 8, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
No problem, I'm glad I could be of some help :heart::hug:
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:iconelectrikpinkpirate:
ElectrikPinkPirate Featured By Owner May 5, 2011
I got nuthin.

But bewbs DO count, right?
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